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Recorded by Scott, Phil, Zach and Ryan
06/02/00 Dan: "We should call Dan C. schmegegy." Phil: "Why?" Dan: "Because I like that name."
06/01/00 "I don't have any damn quilts!"
05/31/00 "You're quilts are golden!"
05/24/00 Mr. Simonsen: "What are some unwritten rules in society, Dan?" Dan: "Don't put oil on your pizza."
05/24/00 "First of all, I couldn't think of anything, second of all, I was thinking about pizza because I was hungry and I need an oil change for my car."
05/23/00 "She's in the McBand."
05/18/00 "I'm going to change a new leaf."
05/03/00 "She has to keep my laziness in pace."
04/27/00 "Mr. Hariton is like one of those African tribes with the ear lobes down to their ankles."
04/27/00 "I'll record the TV."
03/24/00 "She sounds like Mr. Ed."
03/23/00 "Flips it's a dollar, flip a dollar."
03/23/00 "What would you rather do, work or play with pennies?"
03/22/00 Katz: "He was throwing stuff at my car, so if he came back I was going to hit him." Phil: "That would be stupid." Katz: "No I was temporarily insane!"
03/20/00 "Don't be a cryberry!"
03/16/00 "That's like asking a pig if he likes to sleep in his own mud. The answer is yes. Of course this is taking into consideration that pigs could talk, which they can't."
03/15/00 "My brain is on cruise control."
03/8/00 "You capitalist pigs! You aren't even fit to throw a boomerang half way around the world!"
03/3/00 Dr. Munrow: "What's wrong Dan?" Dan (puzzled): "Zach?"
03/2/00 "I've got a parrot on my computer that sings."
02/28/00 "I'd bite the dogs, and they would bite the masters. There would be a whole lot of biting going on."
02/17/00 "Andrew Brown, the beast from the Middle East!"
02/16/00 Scott: "Are you muttering?" Katz: "Are you blubbering?"
02/15/00 "She's mad at McDonalds!"
02/15/00 After resting his head on an orange, he says, "I'm enlightening myself."
02/15/00 "Navel navel navel navel navel navel navel navel navel!"
02/15/00 "Looks like a bong to me."
02/4/00 Describing what it would be like if Chris and Veshal were lab partners, Katz says, "Chris would be like 'Yo!' and Veshal would be like 'Hoo!'"
01/24/00 "I never had worms!"
01/24/00 "I know for a fact that I never had worms!"
01/06/00 "Veshal is a vampire. He bites people."
01/11/00 "I said bridges, not gridges."
01/05/00 Katz: "Why did you do that?" Phil: "Do what? Katz: "I don't know."
01/03/00 "Hold your bridges!"
01/03/00 "I didn't say that. I don't even remember what I said."