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Stupid Quotations from Dan Katz
Recorded by Scott, Phil, Zach and Ryan
12/01/00 Dan: "I'll give you a dollar if you pull out a piece of Mrs. Revel's hair." Phil: (shrewdly) "Ten dollars." Dan: "Twenty dollars!"
12/01/00 #100 Andrew: "How did they get Mussina?" Phil: "Steinbrenner said to Mussina, 'Alright, how much do you want?'" Dan: "Yeah, he was like, 'I'll sell you a boat!'"
11/15/00 "The name of the story should be 'The Three Cats and Mouse-A-Lot.'"
11/15/00 "So in Spanish it would be, 'Los Tres Gatos y Mouse-A-Lot.'"
11/15/00 "I don't know how to say 'Mouse-A-Lot' in Spanish."
11/13/00 "I'm not a common thinker."
11/09/00 "Bush was like, 'Fuzzy money! Fuzzy money!'"
11/09/00 "No seriously, the cow would break its neck.
11/08/00 "I want to put a cow on the roof of the high school."
11/08/00 "Think about it logically, you can't get it down without killing it."
11/08/00 "The cow can't walk down the stairs without falling!"
09/29/00 "I'm not going in to the science department again...as a field."
09/14/00 "Scott would be amazed by the simplicity of the abacus."
09/08/00 Scott: "What would your domain name be?" Dan: "I'd get a picture of Jay Hariton."
09/07/00 Dan: "You're just making me want to throw a carrot at you!"
09/07/00 After throwing a carrot Katz holds a peach and says, "I should have thrown this!"
09/05/00 Dan C.: "Randy randomly jumped up on the table during English today." Katz: "That's because I beat him up second period."
09/01/00 Katz: "Oh, my Gd, why don't you just shoot me?"
09/01/00 Scott: "There are probably thousands of Dan Katz's." Dan: "That's a probably, you don't know."