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Recorded by Scott, Phil, Zach and Ryan
12/20/99 "I'm not a prince. I'm Jewish, but I'm not a prince."
12/20/99 "It's the stupid colon he's laughing at!"
12/20/99 "Why don't you just circle the colon!"
12/20/99 "He only has one legal right to his shoes!"
12/20/99 "There will never be a Pope in Cleaveland!"
12/16/99 "Stop looking at the owls!"
12/16/99 Katz: "He could eat dog biscuits." Phil: "Why eat dog biscuits?" Katz: "Why eat anything?"
12/10/99 "Why don't you just buy a book and put my name on it?"
12/10/99 Emily: "Yeah, I took a picture of Katz." Katz: "No you didn't! You missed!"
12/10/99 Katz: "If I was Antonio Alfonseca [a baseball player], I'd definitely bet fingers. He has eleven!!"
12/10/99 Katz: "I don't bet money." Phil: "What do you bet then?" Katz: "I bet fingers."
12/6/99 Katz: "I'd like to move to New York for just 1 day and then move away." Miguel: "Couldn't you just visit for a day?" Katz pauses to think: "I guess that's a better idea."
12/3/99 Katz: "Jesus Christ!" Mrs. White: "Jesus Christo." Katz: "Jewish."
12/1/99 After Ryan says some gibberish, Katz responds "Guichi Waa!"
11/29/99 Phil: "You didn't know that Pakistan was mostly Muslim." Katz: "Yes I did! They've been fighting the Jews for centuries!"
11/29/99 Katz turns to Ryan and says, "Are you a goat?"
10/28/99 "Mine looks like a tooth."
10/28/99 Admiring the speed with which he ate his lollypop he exclaims, "Katz is like a Hoover vacuum!"
10/27/99 Mr. Kavall: "The slime we make will be non-toxic...." Katz proclaims: "So we can eat it!"
10/26/99 "How dare you throw that piece of tape!"
10/25/99 "There's only ONE place I wouldn't go." (Pauses to think) "Actually three."
10/25/99 "Ryan, do you want to get hit with the turkey?"
10/25/99 Phil: "A shoe won't save your foot if the acid is strong enough." Katz: "No, not if your feet are small!"
10/19/99 "You don't remember. I played football, remember?"
10/19/99 "Plastics are bad...they kill ducks!"
10/19/99 "I said that your finger was my finger."
10/19/99 "I installed it in my book."
10/15/99 "I just heard BOOM, BOOM, BOOM."
10/14/99 "I need the silver to eat. I can't eat without the silver."
10/13/99 Mrs. White shows Katz a gold watch. Mezmerized, he responds, "Alternating."
10/06/99 "Give me the barbequed pig ears!"
10/08/99 Zach: "What is a kitten after its three days old?" Dan: "A kid?"
10/08/99 Dan: "It can't be stupid if you don't hear something!"
10/08/99 Zach: "You didn't skip a line." Dan: "This is only one line!"
10/04/99 (Phil takes off his safety goggles after a lab.) Dan: "You have cuts all over your face!"
09/30/99 "This book is thicker than my head."
09/30/99 "Look guys, my calculator says Casino."
09/23/99 "I'll show you a retard..." (Grabs calculator)
06/17/99 "I'm just saying..." (Makes hand motion) "I'm not saying anything."
06/01/99 "I'm not taking Algebra 3 next year." Phil: "What are you taking then?" Katz: "I'm taking Algebra 3."
06/01/99 "I have never got caught..." (pause) "except once."
03/31/99 "D-O-O-F spells goof."
03/29/99 "I never had cold tea."
03/26/99 "I'm bowling for dollars." (Throws a cookie and pretzel at Randy)
03/24/99 "I make sense."
03/12/99 "It's Miguel on the brain."
03/04/99 Dan Cuzzone: "It's matzah." Katz: "It's maffle?"